Today ReMi Said…(I'm a Weird Chicken)

[Verse] I'm a weird chicken in a hurricane Earthquake snake in a goldfish tank TV dinner on a trampoline A real fast walker in a slow-motion scene [Verse 2] I'm a slow turtle doing deep knee bends Pizza party with a girl named Ken Peanut butter on a scorpion sting One red sock with a broken washing machine [Chorus] I wanna know what makes me such a Quirky Freaky weird fella It's a curse and I can't help it Please help me to change my feathers Please help me to change my feathers Please help me to change my feathers Please help me to change my feathers Please help me to change my feathers [Verse 3] I'm a skeleton on a snowmobile Underwater seal at the top of a hill Diving board falling from outer space I'm on a blind date but I already know her name [Verse 4] I'm a new driver in a jet airplane City bus in a human race Deer in headlights in a submarine I'm out of my mind but I'm not insane [Bridge] I wanna know what makes me such a Quirky Freaky weird fella It's a curse and I can't help it Please help me to change my feathers Please help me to change my feathers