[Verse 1] I talk to myself in the kitchen Makin’ coffee Takin’ notes Ask a question to the toaster Answer it like I’m a talk show host (uh-huh) Sometimes I need expert opinion So I call a little meeting in my head We all nod at the same conclusion Guess the smartest one is what I just said [Chorus] It’s okay I’m talkin’ to myself Yeah I’m just checkin’ in on my mental health Me Myself And I Crackin’ up in stealth We all laugh We all agree I’m the only one who really listens to me [Verse 2] I’ve got full-length arguments in traffic I win big Then I lose on appeal Say “you’re right” to my reflection Ask me to repeat it That’s when it gets real ‘Cause if I say “wait What did I just say?” And I can’t remember my own best line That’s the moment I pause mid-sentence Think “buddy You might not be fine” (maybe) [Chorus] It’s okay I’m talkin’ to myself Yeah I’m just checkin’ in on my mental health Me Myself And I Crackin’ up in stealth We all laugh We all agree I’m the only one who really listens to me [Bridge] Don’t be afraid of the quiet Fill it up with your own little voice Better to argue in private Than never give your heart a choice So if you hear me in the hallway Givin’ me some great advice (hey I’m just keepin’ the conversation With the only ones who treat me right [Chorus] It’s okay I’m talkin’ to myself Yeah I’m just checkin’ in on my mental health Me Myself And I Crackin’ up in stealth We all laugh We all agree I’m the only one who really listens to me We all laugh We all agree If I’m the problem I’m my own best company
