My Little Centerfold [Intro] Ooh, ooh… My little centerfold… (god damn) [Verse 1] I’m either talkin’ ‘bout her or I’m thinkin’ ‘bout her Standing in line at the crab shack like a straight up pervert Red lips, seashell tan, that body looking sinful Paper-thin dress clinging tight like it’s trying to tempt you She walks past, hips swaying dangerous in the salt air I forget my order, staring hard like I don’t even care That ass in motion got my mind doing laps One glance back and I’m mentally taking off her straps [Rap Verse – After Verse 1] Now I’m overthinking every curve that she got Wondering how that waist feel when it’s moving on top She got me fiending, replaying that walk on loop Thighs looking thick enough to make a man regroup Crab shack fantasy got me losing my cool Imagining my hands on her waist like a fool Heart pounding 808s, blood rushing south She my little centerfold, got me thirsty in the mouth Pathetic? Yeah. But that body’s a weapon Got me acting foolish every time she’s present [Pre-Chorus] Twist them hips and get on down Whole room losing focus when you’re around One more move and I’m internally done You pull me close, I feel that heat from your skin [Chorus] My little centerfold My little centerfold Twist them hips and get on down Got the whole town upside down My little centerfold (I’m so fucked) [Verse 2 – Country-Rap] Ridin’ shotgun with my little centerfold Tank top dripping sunshine, nipples showing when it’s cold Windows down, 808s bumping, her body looking lethal She stealing fries, thighs looking too good in them cut-offs From Warrenton jetty to Portland lights, I’m simping hard Trying not to stare at that ass every time we hit a turn She said “You talk smooth but your eyes look wild” I said “Baby that’s the Weed Man — country-rap child” One look at her body and my whole system combusts She the whole damn issue, thick in all the right places [Harmony / Half-sung] Roll down sunset beach… Bare feet, wind blowing that dress up just enough to tease She points at the waves, says “Go on, dive” I say “With you I’m already barely alive…” [Verse 3] Diner booth, pie gone cold, she laughing with that wicked grin Body leaning forward, cleavage looking like sin Alberta Street, mural wall, she posing all casual Portland rain wet on her shirt, fabric turning see-through I said “Oregon keeps me honest” She said “No it keeps you roaming, you horny mess” Her fingers brush my hand real light, sends fire up my arm Whole dusk glowing while I’m fighting to stay calm [Long Rap Verse] Yeah now I’m spiraling, checking my phone every 47 seconds She liked my story — does that mean she wants me naked? Cannon Beach, she bending over picking up shells That ass so perfect got me hiding my reaction real well Got me buying oat milk just to stay in her good graces While imagining my hands sliding down to her waist She driving one knee up, thighs looking smooth and golden Every red light I’m dying, trying not to get too open She my little centerfold, body built like a dream Pages flipping too quick, scared she’ll leave me in between Still double texting, heart racing, playing it cool on the surface While inside I’m undressing her slow in every damn verse [Bridge] If you call I’m coming, no cap, I’ll drop everything If you run I’m still close, addicted to this thing I know I’m a lot, oversharing my lust in 4K But one look at your body turns my brain all the way Spinning dirty thoughts on repeat Still thinking ‘bout you every time I can’t sleep [Final Chorus] My little centerfold My little centerfold Twist them hips and get on down Got my whole life upside down My little centerfold… Yeah I’m cooked.
