No Bodies In My Basement

[Verse 1] Welcome to my lovely home, it's a cozy little space Nothing out of the ordinary, just a normal, everyday place I go about my days, living a regular life, nothing illegal Just your average, run-of-the-mill, totally-not-hiding-anything-at-all [Chorus] There are no bodies in my basement No skeletons in my closet I don't even have a basement Nothing to worry about [Verse 2] My closet's full of clothes, my shelves are full of books No secret rooms, no hidden nooks I've got a TV, a couch, and a coffee table too Just a normal guy, with normal stuff, that's all I'm trying to do [Chorus] There are no bodies in my basement No skeletons in my closet I don't even have a basement Nothing to worry about [Bridge] I don't see anything wrong with keeping this much bleach, You could say I'm something of a clean freak I've never hurt anyone with any of these kitchen knives You could say I live a pretty typical life [Chorus] There are no bodies in my basement No skeletons in my closet I don't even have a basement Nothing to worry about [Outro] (Nothing to worry about) (I don't even have a basement) [End]