DEFCON Dance-Off

[Verse 1] DEFCON one two three and four Who's got the codes what’s the score Tweeted threats at 3AM World leaders playing mayhem [Prechorus] Missiles hum a low-key tune Underneath a neon moon Doomscrolling in a panic state Diplomacy’s just clickbait [Chorus] Emoji bombs are flying high 🚀💣 Thumb wars in the cyber sky 👍👎 Global drama in 280 or less DEFCON dance-off we're a mess [Verse 2] Caps lock screams a fiery rant Diplomatic tact recant GIFs of tanks and mushroom clouds Policy wrapped in laughing crowds [Prechorus] The stakes are high the pings are fast History typed in memes that last TikTok clocks with countdown beats Strategy lost in retweets [Chorus] Emoji bombs are flying high 🚀💣 Thumb wars in the cyber sky 👍👎 Global drama in 280 or less DEFCON dance-off we're a mess