One Bad Day

[Intro] All it takes is one bad, bad day [Hook] Haha ha ha ha, hee hee hee, ho ho ho! [Catchy Intro] [Verse 1] Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey! Step right up and see a new day Stop being scared and shaky For I always get my way [Verse 2] I guess you're wondering why you're here Why me? Why now? You had a great year! I have a bet with a Bat, you see... That one bad day can cause insanity... [Chorus] One bad day, no longer blind One bad day. you'll lose your mind, One bad day, a smile you'll find, One bad day. we're two of a kind,.. [Hook] Haha ha ha ha, hee hee hee, ho ho ho! [Musical Interlude] [Bridge] So what will it take? What will it be? Pray for God's sake? Or listen to me? [Verse 3] You could beg for your life Say, 'I got a kid and wife' I don't care if you got a dog! I'm gonna gut you like a hog! Or will I? [Hook] Haha ha ha ha, hee hee hee, ho ho ho! [Chorus] One bad day, no longer blind One bad day. you'll lose your mind, One bad day, a smile you'll find, One bad day. we're two of a kind,.. [Verse 4] You see... I'm the Joker, no applause please I just want to help you feel at ease Think of the fun we could have, you and I try not to scream so much before you die [Musical Interlude] [Outro] Yuck! that was awful, what a bore Freeing your mind was such a chore Next time I think I'll visit your wife And we'll watch the last moments of your life... [Hook] Haha ha ha ha, hee hee hee, ho ho ho! [End]