OI! WHO THE FUCK LET THE DJ IN?! [Intro — British MC, cheeky voice over a rising bassline] Oi, oi! Everybody in the place! There's a bloke on the decks with a questionable face! He's got two turntables and a brain cell spare… AND HE'S ABOUT TO BLOW THE FUCKING ROOF OFF IN HERE! DJ, drop that shit! [DROP — MASSIVE BASS] BOOM! BOOM! SHAKE THAT ROOM! WHO LET THE DJ IN THE BOOM-BOOM ROOM?! Oi! Oi! What the fuck's that sound?! My nan's in the corner and she's tearing it down! [Chorus — Crowd chanting] DJ! DJ! TURN IT UP! Fill my damn imaginary cup! Bass so filthy, shake the floor! Neighbours banging on the bloody door! HEY! HO! LET THAT BASS GO! Lost me shoes but I'm stealing the show! Hands in the air, let the whole place know… THE DJ'S GOT THE BUTTON AND HE'S FUCKING LOST CONTROL! [Verse 1 — Fast, funny rave-rap] He's got a dodgy haircut, trainers full of cheese, Says he's international — he's only from Leeds! His laptop's overheating, his trousers look a fright, But the bastard's mixing bangers like a wizard on a night! Some bloke's doing cartwheels, someone's dancing with a chair, Dave's pretending he's a DJ with a spatula in the air! The lights are going mental, there's a pigeon on the stand… WHO GAVE THAT FEATHERED LITTLE BASTARD A WRISTBAND?! [Build-up — MC shouting] Everybody down! Get low! Get low! When I say DJ, you say LET'S FUCKING GO! DJ! CROWD: LET'S FUCKING GO! DJ! CROWD: LET'S FUCKING GO! THREE! TWO! ONE! [DROP — BASS HOUSE MEETS DRUM & BASS] WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB—WHAT THE HELL?! Bass hit so hard, shook the chip shop bell! BOOM-BOOM-BOOM, let the speakers scream! THIS AIN'T A PARTY—IT'S A FUCKING RAVE MACHINE! [Bridge — Beat cuts; DJ speaks] "Sorry, ladies and gentlemen… I've accidentally played the microwave setting." BEEP! Nah, I'm only joking, you beautiful freaks! [Final Chorus — Everyone shouting] DJ! DJ! TURN IT UP! Fill my damn imaginary cup! Bass so filthy, shake the floor! WE WANT MORE! WE WANT MORE! Oi! Oi! Till the morning light! One more drop and we're all alright! Hands up high, let the whole world know… THE DJ RUNS THE FUCKING SHOW! [Outro — Record scratch] "Last tune, everyone!" CROWD: BOOOOOOO! "All right, all right… ONE MORE!" BOOM!
