Nordic Discord Challenge - Summer Bingo A3 Genre: Chap Hop Theme: Muscle Flex Lyrics: Oi! Crikey! Chuck another snag on the barbie Mate, something's hoppin' toward ya Nah, not a tourist It's an absolute BEAST I'm the Kangaroo! And I've got bigger muscles than you Built like a brick dunny, mate, six-pack peekin' through Bench-pressin' gum trees, curlin' crocodiles Flex so hard I make the emus change their styles Got biceps bigger than a ute's front tyre Every little joey says, "Mate, you're on fire" Boomer in the bush with a swagger so loose Protein shake? Nah mate, I sip eucalyptus juice Skip to the left, skip to the right Sunburnt legend lookin' dynamite If ya hear a THUMP, don't panic, don't stew That's just me doin' leg day in a kangaroo shoe WHO'S THE BLOKE WITH SIX-PACK OF STEEL THE KANGAROO! HE'S THE REAL DEAL Flexin' so hard that the Outback shook Even the wombats had to stop and look "STRUTH" they cried, "He's an absolute beast" Muscles from Sydney all the way to the east I'm the Kangaroo! And I've got bigger muscles than you Hop in the gym, mate, I've got gains for two Rockin' aviators, mullet in the breeze Punchin' boxing bags attached to giant trees Koala yelled, "Easy" I said, "No chance" Started moonwalkin' with a power stance Dingos ask politely if I train their crew Even great white sharks say, "Bro, respect to you" My quads got quads, my calves got calves Flex so hard I crack the Southern Hemisphere in halves Who's the king of the outback The kangaroo Who's the king of the outback THE KANGAROO Yeah, thats right Hop-hop, don't stop, straight to the top Built like a mountain with a six-foot hop Vegemite veins, thunder in my chest Every flex challenge? Mate, I ace the test Got traps so massive they cast their own shade Kookaburras laugh 'cause I'm permanently jacked, mate No worries, no stress, just lift and chew Whole continent yellin', "GO ON, YA KANGAROO" WHO'S THE BLOKE WHO MAKES THE EARTH SHAKE THE KANGAROO! FOR GOODNESS SAKE Flex so bright it's causin' a drought Clouds see my muscles and they all tap out From Perth to Brissie, everyone knew Nobody out-hops the Muscle Roo Crew I'm the Kangaroo! And I've got bigger muscles than you King of the Outback, flexin' straight through Yeah, mate Now pass me a protein shake made of emu eggs And call me a helicopter, ‘cause I’m fully sick in the legs
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