The Lizard People Love Me

[Duet: two male voices] [Deep laid-back gravelly baritone male] [Frantic high-pitched nasally screechy male] [Verse 1: Deep laid-back gravelly baritone male] You say the lizards hold a grudge U don’t get along,they make u feel judged But they’ve always been cool as hell with me I stay out the middle of this rivalry I’m friends with both of u so I won’t take a side Technically they’re dinoids, not reptiles, I confide [Chorus: Deep laid-back gravelly baritone male] The lizard people love me They don’t like you so much The lizard people love me They don’t like you so much [Verse 2: Frantic high-pitched nasally screechy male] No they ain’t cool, what the fuck are you sayin’? They drink human blood, quit the role-playin’ Stop tryin’ to be buddies with the scale-faced crew You’ve changed ever since them braces came off you You used to talk sense, now you’re soft in the head Defendin’ the dinoids who want us all dead [Chorus: Deep laid-back gravelly baritone male] The lizard people love me They don’t like you so much The lizard people love me They don’t like you so much [Bridge: call and response] [Deep laid-back gravelly baritone male] I’m just sayin’ they’ve been decent to me [Frantic high-pitched nasally screechy male] You’re blind if you can’t see the conspiracy [Deep laid-back gravelly baritone male] Dinoids not lizards, get the facts straight [Frantic high-pitched nasally screechy male] They’re still drinkin’ blood, it’s way too late [Final Chorus: both, Deep lead with screechy harmony] The lizard people love me They don’t like you so much The lizard people love me They don’t like you so much Yeah the lizard people love me They don’t like you so much