(chorus) I came, I saw..... Youd be surprised how many times I fucked around and didn't find out any damn thing at all. I wrenched the brakes up out the car.... Now I can't stop but then it stalled Fucked around and tried to find out but didn't find out anything at all. (1st Verse) I see to many people and hear to many voices I hate fast food drive through menus there's to many choices. Don't ask me for my preference between farraris and rolls royces. Both cars suck and there motors create garbage sounding shit noises. You really shouldnt try to insult my intelligence by trying to take a peak inside my head it's not relevant doc . But if you want inside there be my guest I left the door wide open and the deadbolt unlocked here I'ma lay on your couch as you try to pry suppressed tramatic memories from the darkest lobes of my mind just a heads up though you might be disturbed from some of the things you might find. But go on in take a peak around and if you make it back with your sanity please tell me what you found but when you go ahead and go on in what ever you do don't look down. the first step in is a 5000 foot drop into a pit of spikes and multiple deposits of hot boiling quick sand underneath that is a layer of burning hot magma so I hope you brought the proper equipment then you got to solve the ancient puzzle if you want to keep both feet on the ground so dig a little deeper your tag says Your a licenced therapist you know you miss spelled certified creeper here meet the only skeleton in my closet he's a celeb specially amongst the dead yup he's the real grim reaper he loves shaking hands with the likes of people like you although I'd advise against it that's something not even my crazy ass would ever try to do. Oh by the way I know your thinking your evaluating me but this whole time I was also evaluating you . here let me give your job a shot and see how do I bet I can tie your doctorin degree and tie it up in a useless knot because it holds no real value except to people who are just like you so the tides of change have arrived with a whole new boat and a whole new scurvy, ship worthy, bad ass pirate crew we will sail all 4 cortex's where the sea of trauma can get pretty deep but don't worry I've learned how to deal with it by throwing it in the minds ocean and watching it sink then not talking about it not even 1 peep. you want to talk about what did you just say sleep what the hell is that nope I can't remember the last time I actually caught a cat nap or even 1 wink. but how about you doc what makes you tic what's inside the mind of a shrink it's my turn to interview you since I let you interview me. (chorus) (2nd Verse) I don't like the way it smell inside the head ofa shrink it smells like bad decisions, old cabbage, bad advice, and unwashed feet yup it's safe to say that it really fuckin stinks and your Franklin reality model is inaccurate trying to label me as a sociopath I mean who cares if I like to take hot bubble blood baths and wear your brains as a mustache while I take a nice relaxing sponge bath hey it's better than a tounge bath used to clean the crack in my ass and the creases in my nut sack. Hey doc quit rocking in the corner take that diaper off your head those were only a few about me fun facts. sorry doc I don't speak the language your trying to speak to me it sounds like allot of girgling with a whole lot of choakin oh shit I bet your allergic to that snake venom that went ahead and spiked your jack and coke with . wait what does it mean to be rebuked so I can let you know the exact moment it starts to happen oh stop it you know my name is not Satan it's also not You little demonic fuck either. I ain't going no where so suck it up butter cup calm down and take a breather. what hell are you doing that's a really nice cross but do you have to hold it so close and right up in my personal space. now look who's the crazy one thinking my head is going to start 360 spinning while projectile vomit shoots out my face. you know I think today we made some progress toward your well being and your mental health as for mine I'm still ill mental but my cards are on the table and my bullshits on the shelf plus I know how to keep it on the low and in the stealth. (chorus) (3rd Verse) So let me get this right your trying to tell me a piece of pie plus mathematical pie equals midnight plus pie 2? Got damn doc your starting to sound crazier than I do here let give you the dictorial definition of a haiku it's a Japanese poem of seventeen syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five, traditionally evoking images of the natural world. so it's time to take the bull by the horns but don't let the bull take your place and end being the one that rides you but that's what you get for specializing in telling people false truths dressing it up as medicine so they come back each week you shouldn't tell so many lies dude it will always come back to bite you. (chorus)
