[Verse 1] Scraper in my frozen hand Car door welded shut with ice Forecast says “a dusting” Yeah They always understate the price Salt stains on my black jeans Boots chewed up from last year’s storm Neighbors out there rolling balls Trying to make the cold look warm [Chorus] I’d rather drive over a snowman Than ever help build one again Aim the grill at his button nose Leave him face-down in the slush and sand Call me bitter Call me done I’m just stuck in this snow belt sun Yeah I’d rather drive over a snowman Than pretend this winter’s fun [Verse 2] Mailbox buried to its chin Kids next door still having fun Carrots Scarves And plastic smiles I just wanna feel my thumbs Engine coughs The wipers squeak Frostbite on my attitude If joy came in six-inch piles I guess I missed that memo too [Chorus] I’d rather drive over a snowman Than ever help build one again Aim the grill at his button nose Leave him face-down in the slush and sand Call me bitter Call me done I’m just stuck in this snow belt sun Yeah I’d rather drive over a snowman Than pretend this winter’s fun [Bridge] They say “it’s pretty from a distance” They say “it sparkles in the light” They don’t see the busted windshield Or the shovel every night (every night) So stack your perfect little statues In your picture postcard yard I’ll be in my rusted sedan Gunning through them Heart of tar (hey!) [Chorus] I’d rather drive over a snowman Than ever help build one again Aim the grill at his button nose Leave him face-down in the slush and sand Call me bitter Call me done I’m just stuck in this snow belt sun Yeah I’d rather drive over a snowman Than pretend this winter’s fun
