
i can hoard the relics 40k
Ah… welcome, welcome You stand within the halls of eternity, my collection my legacy my masterpiece. Every artifact, every soul, every moment preserved all mine. Some say I am obsessive. Some say I am… deranged. Fools! They simply lack taste. But enough talk observe Let me demonstrate what it means to be infinite. [Verse 1] I have often dreamed of a far off vault, Where the rarest treasures would be waiting for me, Where the crowds would gasp at the things I caught, And a voice keeps saying, Immortality’s the key [chorus] I’ll display someday I can hoard the relics! I will find my prize, if I’m patient long, I know every find will be worth my time, When I hoard the relics, in my galleries they’ll belong. [verse 2] Down some unknown tomb, to embrace my fate, Though that vault may crumble, it will lead me to loot! And a thousand wars would be worth the wait, It might take ten lifetimes But my shelves will look most cute! [chorus] And I won’t look back I can hoard the relics! And I’ll stay on track, no, I won’t accept defeat! It’s an uphill slope, but I’ll never mope, Til I hoard the relics, and my gallery’s complete. [bridge] But to look beyond the glory is the hardest part For a hero’s strength is measured by his heart. But why would I care? Hearts are best preserved In stasis fields in jars well preserved, unperturbed! [chorus] Like a shooting star I will hoard the relics! I will scour the world, I will raid its tombs! I don’t care how far, I will hoard the relics, Til I find that priceless bauble waiting in its gloom! I will scour the world, I will raid its tombs, Til they’re catalogued and labeled Waiting in my rooms!

