Spill my tea on the receipt Find the cup won’t fit the lit Zip goes dead at the worst time Keys are hiding in my stuff The bus leaves when I reach the curb My phone says low on charge That one sock is in the dryer The other one’s in Mars Lights flick, calls drop Lovely, just my luck Lifts stall, bags split Timing’s always stuck Minor curses poke my nerves Try to kill my groove I just smirk it off Then I waste it all with you The line moves slow, then stops for real And the card reader blinks again A package shows up at the wrong house My umbrella flips in wind I hit “reply all” by mistake Now the whole room knows my name The ice is gone before I sit down Still I laugh the same Buttons pop, coffee drops Chaos starts to play Trains delay, skies go grey Plans all slip away Silly glitches test my nerve Try to steal my groove I just roll my eyes Then I lose it all with you One shoe untied One tube squeezed dry One more “sorry, can you wait?” The jam on toast The missing coat The five-minute late Apps crash, tabs freeze Brilliant, just in time Queue crawls, luck stalls Guess I’ll call it mine Tiny disasters tap my nerves Try to wreck my groove I just shrug it off Then I burn it all with you
