TITLE: “MAKE ME A SANDWICH” [Intro] (Yeah…) She looked at me… I looked at her… [Verse 1] I walked in hungry after a long, long day She crossed her arms, said, “Boy, no way.” I laughed it off, she rolled her eyes Now we’re both smiling, side by side. [Pre-Chorus] You know I don’t mean what I say I’m just trying to steal a laugh today. [Chorus] Bitch… make me a sandwich… She said, “Boy, you better make it yourself.” Bitch… make me a sandwich… Then she handed me the bread off the shelf. We both laughed till we couldn’t stand it, She’s the boss and we both understand it. Bitch… make me a sandwich… She said, “Only if you’re making mine.” [Verse 2] Turkey, cheddar, little mayo too, Now we’re dancing while the coffee brews. Kitchen radio singing our song, Funny how the little things keep love strong. [Bridge] Two plates, one counter, midnight snack, Throw a little extra bacon on the stack. She kissed my cheek and stole one bite, Guess we’re splitting it tonight. [Final Chorus] Bitch… make me a sandwich… She said, “Boy, get back in line.” Bitch… make me a sandwich… Then she smiled and said, “Half is mine.” Laughing louder than the TV screen, Best little moment you’ve ever seen. Bitch… make me a sandwich… Love tastes better when we both eat.
