[Intro – Creepy Music Box, Phone Ringing] (Ring… Ring…) (Ghostface deep male voice:) "What's your favorite scary movie?" (Rikki emotional male Voice:) "The one where you GET THE HELL OUT OF HER BED!" (Record Scratch) (Ghostface deep male voice:) "But her pillows are so soft…" (Rikki emotional male voice:) "OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!" [Verse 1 – Dirty Glam Metal Riffs Rkki] It's Halloween, the moon is high, There's something creeping through the night. I hear a scream, I grab my bass, And find a killer in her place! Black robe, white mask, lying there, Wrapped in blankets without a care. He's got her pillow, stole my spot, THIS IS NOT THE PLOT I THOUGHT! [Pre-Chorus – Emotional, Dramatic Rikki] I came to keep my angel safe, Not fight a psycho for her space! I swear my heart just skipped a beat, THAT MASKED IDIOT'S IN HER SHEETS! [Chorus – Explosive, Catchy Glam Metal] GET OUT OF HER BED! GET OUT OF HER ROOM! YOU WALKING HALLOWEEN COSTUME! I'LL DRAG YOU DOWN THE HALL TONIGHT, EVEN IF YOU SCREAM AND FIGHT! GET OUT OF HER BED! YOU'RE NOT HER TEDDY BEAR! STOP SNUGGLING HER PILLOW, AND GET YOUR ASS OUTTA THERE! Whoa-oh-oh! It's Halloween tonight! Whoa-oh-oh! And I'm picking a fight! [Verse 2 – Playful Nu Metal Groove Rikki] He looks at me, then shakes his head, And pulls the blanket overhead. He whispers, "Rikki, can't you see? Your girl has better sheets than me!" I grab his robe, he grabs the frame, This isn't how you play your game! He drops his knife, begins to whine, "BUT HER BED IS SO DIVINE!" [Pre-Chorus – Melodramatic Vocals] I love that girl with all my heart, But now this clown is tearing us apart! I pull him out, he starts to yell, "THIS IS MY PERSONAL HELL!" [Chorus – Heavy Guitars Rikki] GET OUT OF HER BED! GET OUT OF HER ROOM! YOU WALKING HALLOWEEN COSTUME! I'LL DRAG YOU DOWN THE HALL TONIGHT, EVEN IF YOU SCREAM AND FIGHT! GET OUT OF HER BED! YOU'RE NOT HER TEDDY BEAR! STOP SNUGGLING HER PILLOW, AND GET YOUR ASS OUTTA THERE! [Bridge – Emotional Piano, Soft Vocals Rikki] I only wanted one quiet night, To hold my girl beneath moonlight. To kiss her forehead, see her smile, And stay beside her for a while. But now I'm standing in the hall, With Ghostface clinging to the wall. (Ghostface deep male voice:) "Rikki… can I at least keep the blanket?" (Silence) (Rikki emotional male voice:) "NO!" [Breakdown – Heavy Nu Metal, Screaming ] ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! OUT OF THE BED! OUT OF THE DOOR! I'M NOT ASKING ANYMORE! YOU CAN STALK! YOU CAN SCREAM! BUT STAY THE HELL OUT OF HER DREAMS! (Ghostface screaming dramatically) (Ghostface deep male voice:) "LAETITIAAAAA! HE'S BEING MEAN!" (Rikki emotional male voice:) β€œYOU'RE A SERIAL KILLER, NOT A HOUSE CAT!" [Final Chorus – Epic Glam Metal] GET OUT OF HER BED! GET OUT OF HER ROOM! TAKE YOUR KNIFE AND YOUR COSTUME! SHE'S MY STAR, MY HALLOWEEN QUEEN, THE SWEETEST GIRL I'VE EVER SEEN! GET OUT OF HER BED! AND LEAVE HER TEDDY BEAR! YOU'VE GOT A WHOLE DAMN HORROR FRANCHISE, SO GO AND SLEEP IN THERE! Whoa-oh-oh! My heart belongs to her! Whoa-oh-oh! NOT TO THIS MASKED INTRUDER! [Outro – Acoustic Guitar, Soft Laughter] (Door slams) (Rikki emotional male voice:) "Finally… peace and quiet." (Phone rings) (Ghostface deep male voice:) "Hey, Rikki?" (Rikki emotional male voice:) "WHAT?!" (Ghostface deep male voice:) "Can I sleep on the couch?" (Long silence) (Rikki emotional male voice:) "…I'm calling Michael Myers." (Ghostface gasps) (Ghostface deep male voice:) "YOU WOULDN'T!" (Heavy Guitar Riff, Evil Laughter) (Rikki emotional male voice:) "HAPPY FUCKING HALLOWEEN!" [END]