Nylons, Lace & Frozen Guys [Mariella x Caveman_rav Collab]

Garage Rock Musical, Rocky Horror Show style

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[Verse 1 - Friend]
Hey my friend, what have I seen?
You were acting like a queen!
I saw you bike last Saturday
In nylons, lace and lingerie!

[Verse 2 - Me]
Okay, it’s not what it may seem,
Let me tell you 'bout this crazy scene.
Me and my friends, we planned to go
To see the Rocky Horror Show.
When I showed up at Huey's home,
I looked quite normal, all alone.
But all the others had dolled up
With nylon stockings and make-up.
They let me talk them into it
So I, too, got the perfect fit!

[Bridge 1]
I thought that it wouldn't matter
If we would go by Huey's car.
But Huey said: „In this fine weather
We'll ride our bikes, it's not that far!“
[friend]
So weren't you a bit embarrassed
to show up in this cute outfit?
[me]
Yeah, I felt pretty stressed
and so I blushed a little bit.

[Verse 3]
The people walking in the street
Stood speechless, shocked with frozen feet.
Some began to shout out loud
Swearing at our foolish crowd
An older man in suit and hat
Yelled: „Guys just shouldn’t dress like that!“

[Verse 4]
Some girls, for fun, did tomcat calling.
I felt like I was really balling.
So finally I could enjoy
The scene and was no longer coy!

[Verse 5]
At the show we finally met
Ron who was dressed up as Brad
In an old suit with suspenders
Like the best of all pretenders.
We lady boys shouted „Okay,
So Ron must tuck our keys away.“

[Verse 6]
We planned that after the big show
We'd to a local tavern go.
Just next door, that was the plan,
But Ron had to study for exam.
He waved goodbye, the others cheer
And had much fun with wine and beer.

[Bridge 2]
But when we stumbled out the door
In daring outfits that we wore,
At midnight it was cold as ice,
A very nasty, cold surprise:
Since Ron still had the locker keys,
We stood there naked, left to freeze!

[Verse 7]
One of the boys, he was a runner.
He ran to Ron – oh what a drama!
The others at the lantern stood
Like ladies of the neighborhood.
They waited there for anyone
To end this mess and have some fun.

[Solo - Distorted Guitar]

[Verse 8]
The drivers in their cars just gaze
At Huey in a purple haze.
He knocked against their dusty glass
And showed them all his fancy ass.
He blew a kiss with much delight
To shock the drivers in the night!

[Outro]
When Ron returned with all the keys
He saved us from the bitter freeze.
But in that night I understood
the ladies of the neighborhood.
Their struggle and the winter mess
In such a skimpy working dress.

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A funny anecdote from my student days. This story actually happened exactly as told here; I have only changed the names of the protagonists. The two guys in the hook video are also accurate, as they show almost exactly the outfits we wore while cycling through the city. Unfortunately, the newly implemented "moral filter" initially prevented the video from being uploaded. This song is therefore also a protest song against this spreading "moral Taliban"! 🎸🔥🎸🔥🎸🔥🎸🔥🎸🔥🎸🔥🎸🔥🎸🔥🎸🔥🎸🔥🎸🔥🎸🔥 This song is a collaboration with my friend Mariella (@mariellasottile). Make sure to check out her much better version - as well as her other great garage rockers: https://suno.com/s/jl6eQzOLBjDO86tz 🎸🔥🎸🔥🎸🔥🎸🔥🎸🔥🎸🔥🎸🔥🎸🔥🎸🔥🎸🔥🎸🔥🎸🔥 [Verse 1 - Friend] Hey my friend, what have I seen? You were acting like a queen! I saw you bike last Saturday In nylons, lace and lingerie! [Verse 2 - Me] Okay, it’s not what it may seem, Let me tell you 'bout this crazy scene. Me and my friends, we planned to go To see the Rocky Horror Show. When I showed up at Huey's home, I looked quite normal, all alone. But all the others had dolled up With nylon stockings and make-up. They let me talk them into it So I, too, got the perfect fit! [Bridge 1] I thought that it wouldn't matter If we would go by Huey's car. But Huey said: „In this fine weather We'll ride our bikes, it's not that far!“ [friend] So weren't you a bit embarrassed to show up in this cute outfit? [me] Yeah, I felt pretty stressed and so I blushed a little bit. [Verse 3] The people walking in the street Stood speechless, shocked with frozen feet. Some began to shout out loud Swearing at our foolish crowd An older man in suit and hat Yelled: „Guys just shouldn’t dress like that!“ [Verse 4] Some girls, for fun, did tomcat calling. I felt like I was really balling. So finally I could enjoy The scene and was no longer coy! [Verse 5] At the show we finally met Ron who was dressed up as Brad In an old suit with suspenders Like the best of all pretenders. We lady boys shouted „Okay, So Ron must tuck our keys away.“ [Verse 6] We planned that after the big show We'd to a local tavern go. Just next door, that was the plan, But Ron had to study for exam. He waved goodbye, the others cheer And had much fun with wine and beer. [Bridge 2] But when we stumbled out the door In daring outfits that we wore, At midnight it was cold as ice, A very nasty, cold surprise: Since Ron still had the locker keys, We stood there naked, left to freeze! [Verse 7] One of the boys, he was a runner. He ran to Ron – oh what a drama! The others at the lantern stood Like ladies of the neighborhood. They waited there for anyone To end this mess and have some fun. [Solo - Distorted Guitar] [Verse 8] The drivers in their cars just gaze At Huey in a purple haze. He knocked against their dusty glass And showed them all his fancy ass. He blew a kiss with much delight To shock the drivers in the night! [Outro] When Ron returned with all the keys He saved us from the bitter freeze. But in that night I understood the ladies of the neighborhood. Their struggle and the winter mess In such a skimpy working dress.

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