[Verse 1] We dealt the night in half-lies I had a queen and two bad eyes You grinned like you knew my tell Now my stack is going to hell I played too hard, I played too clean You kept that look like a magazine I should have folded, should have fled Now I’m staring at your red [Pre-Chorus] Chip by chip, shirt by shirt Every loss just made it worse You laughed and leaned across the felt And all I could do was help myself [Chorus] Stacey is down to her knickers, tits staring at my face , am I sure I’m really losing? (am I sure I’m really losing?) Shame it’s chilly in here, my cock is all shrivelled (my cock is all shrivelled) Why does Gary have the biggest penis in this place? (Why does Gary have the biggest penis in this place?) [Verse 2] The table turned, the room got loud Someone banged the door and coughed out proud I tried to act like I’d planned it all But my last card hit like a cannonball Your ring of drink and your wicked stare Made every bluff just strip me bare I kept my smile, I kept my pride Then you dealt me one more slide [Pre-Chorus] Skin and silk, heat and shame Every hand just plays the same You tip the glass, you tilt the frame And I still call your name [Chorus] Stacey is down to her knickers, tits staring at my face , am I sure I’m really losing? (am I sure I’m really losing?) Shame it’s chilly in here, my cock is all shrivelled (my cock is all shrivelled) Why does Gary have the biggest penis in this place? (Why does Gary have the biggest penis in this place?) [Bridge] Now the pile’s a mess, the night’s gone wild I’m the joke and you’re the smile Gary’s laughing by the vending machine Like he’s built for every obscene I raise my glass, I take my fate I lost my nerves, I lost my weight If I’m naked, let it be At least I lost spectacularly [Final Chorus] Stacey is down to her knickers, tits staring at my face , am I sure I’m really losing? (am I sure I’m really losing?) Shame it’s chilly in here, my cock is all shrivelled (my cock is all shrivelled) Why does Gary have the biggest penis in this place? (Why does Gary have the biggest penis in this place?) Shame it’s chilly in here, my cock is all shrivelled (my cock is all shrivelled) Why does Gary have the biggest penis in this place? (Why does Gary have the biggest penis in this place?)
