------------------------------------------------------------- Nordic Discord Challenge w. 82 Genre: Hypnagogic Pop Theme: Soft Drink Challenge Playlist: https://suno.com/playlist/4545b33a-54f6-474c-a18b-30b89594d2b3 Want to join Nordic Discord Challenge? Check out the Swedish chat on the SUNO Discord server! ------------------------------------------------------------- [Intro] Some men drink water... Some men drink tea... Me? I drink YABA. YABA. You're A Bad Ass. [Verse 1] I walk through the rain, I don't carry an umbrella Clouds see my face and they hide themselves together I don't chase trouble, trouble follows me I don't need directions, roads know where I'll be You want something soft? Well, brother, here's the plan: A soft drink... For a hard man. [Pre-Chorus] Water is temporary... Confidence is permanent... [Chorus] SOFT DRINK FOR A HARD MAN! YABA! (HEY!) YOU'RE A BAD ASS! YABA! “YABA! Because Water Knows Your Weakness.” [Verse 2] I don't fear the lightning, lightning fears me back I don't need a six-pack, I've got a six-pack rack I don't ask the sunset when it's time to turn red The sunset asks me What I want instead I don't need a warning I don't need a sign I don't read the weather The weather reads me [Pre-Chorus] Water is temporary... YABA is forever... [Chorus] SOFT DRINK FOR A HARD MAN! YABA! (YABA!) YOU'RE A BAD ASS! YABA! (BAD ASS!) “YABA! You're Not Thirsty. You're Underpowered.” [Interlude] The vending machine saluted me... The traffic lights turned YABA red... The clouds were shaped like cans... I looked in the mirror. The mirror was drinking YABA. [Breakdown] A hard man... Doesn't need... A soft drink... He needs... YABA. [Final Chorus] SOFT DRINK FOR A HARD MAN! YABA! (HEY! HEY!) YOU'RE A BAD ASS! YABA! SOFT DRINK FOR A HARD MAN! YABA! DRINK HARD — STAY SOFT! YABA! [Call and Response] YABA! (YOU'RE A BAD ASS!) YABA! (YOU'RE A BAD ASS!) YABA! (YOU'RE A BAD ASS!) [Outro] YABA... Soft drink... For a hard man. Y-A-B-A... You're A Bad Ass. --- --- --- We spend our lives trying to become harder. Harder against disappointment. Harder against loneliness. Harder against the world. But perhaps hardness was never the goal. Perhaps we were supposed to become containers. Perhaps the can was always the metaphor. Perhaps the soft drink was always us.
