Do Your Ears Hang Low?

Me say Do your ears hang low? Me say Can you throw 'em over your shoulder Like a continental soldier Do your ears hang low? Me say Do your ears stand high? Me say Do they reach up to the sky? Me say Do they droop when they are wet? Me say Do they stiffen when they're dry? Can you summon over your neighbor With a minimum of labor? Me say Do your ears stand high? Me say Do your ears flip-flop? Can you use them as a mop? Are they stringy at the bottom? Are they curly at the top? Can you use them for a swatter? Can you use them for a blotter? Me say Do your ears flip-flop? Me say Do your ears stick out? Can you waggle them about? Can you flap them up and down As you fly around the town? Can you shut them up for sure When you hear an awful bore? Me say do ears stick out? Do your ears give snacks? Are they all filled up with wax? Do you eat it in the morning Do you eat it in the bath? Do you eat it with a scone Or do you eat it on its own? Do your ears give snacks? Me no want no snacks if em come out your ears. Me go snap, into a slim Jim. Tell me... do the hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?(ouch) Can you tie 'em in a knot?(ouch) Can you tie 'em in a bow?, me say ouch!