
Boot Scootin’ Fabulous (LIVE at the Rhinestone Saloon!)
[ANNOUNCER VOICE, OVER CROWD CHEERS] 🎤 “Ladies, gents, and gentle-them cowpokes—put your boots together for the rhinestone outlaw of love— Miss Trixie Twang and the Glitter Spurs!” 🌈✨ (Band hits a twangy intro — electric guitar riff + fiddle flourish) (Verse 1) 🎤 (sassy drawl) “Well I strutted in wearin’ fringe so bright, The disco ball dimmed outta sheer delight!” (crowd laughter, whistle) “Boots so tight they squeak when I pray, And honey, I pray a lot, okay?” (band chuckle riff — “wah-wah” guitar) 🎤 “There he was—six-foot-three, beard like freedom, And jeans tighter than church rules on Sunday!” (crowd oooohs) He said, “Boy, you shine like a Vegas sign.” I said, “Sugar, that’s just my natural line!” (Chorus) 🎶 Boot scootin’ fabulous, hearts on fire! Sequins flashin’ like a barnyard choir! He’s got spurs, I’ve got sass, We’re line dancin’ hotter than fresh molasses! YEEHAW! (crowd echoes: “YEEHAW!”) Boot scootin’ fabulous, I declare, Love so loud it fills the air! We don’t blush, we just strut our stuff— We’re boot scootin’ FABULOUS! 🎶 (Steel guitar solo — someone yells “Take it, Randy!”) (Verse 2) 🎤 “Now y’all, we were dancin’ so fierce, the jukebox short-circuited. ‘Achy Breaky Heart’ turned into Lady Gaga remixes— I said, ‘We’re makin’ history, boys!’” (crowd cheers, one guy hollers “YEEHAW, QUEEN!”) 🎤 “He said, ‘I’ve never two-stepped like this before.’ I said, ‘That’s okay, baby, I’ll lead and floor!’” (drum hit — rimshot) 🎤 “The sheriff peeked in, dropped his donut in shock— But even he clapped when we hit that body rock!” (crowd laughter, whoops, fiddle flourish) (Chorus) 🎶 Boot scootin’ fabulous, loud and proud, We turned that bar into a glitter cloud! He’s my cowboy, I’m his dream, Together we’re a rhinestone team! Spurs click-clack, hearts attack— We’re makin’ the Bible Belt lean back! Oh Lordy, it’s contagious stuff— We’re boot scootin’ FABULOUS! 🎶 (Crowd claps in rhythm, call-and-response) 🎤 “I said, BOOT!” Crowd: “BOOT!” 🎤 “I said, SCOOT!” Crowd: “SCOOT!” 🎤 “Now shake that fringe like Dolly told ya to!” Crowd: “WOOOO!” (Bridge) 🎶 Mama said, “Boy, tone that down!” I said, “Mama, I am the whole dang town!” Daddy said, “Son, wear more sleeves.” I said, “Daddy, watch me sparkle and breathe!” (Banjo twang, audience laughs) (Final Chorus – Key Change, Confetti Time!) 🎶 Boot scootin’ fabulous, hearts collide, Rodeo romance with a glitter side! He’s my cowboy dream, my rhinestone sin, We kiss so loud, the moon joins in! From the hayloft high to the neon fair, There’s rainbow dust all in the air! So grab your boo, and strut that strut— We’re boot scootin’, rootin’-tootin’, Lip-gloss-shootin’, big-hat-hootin’, FABULOUS! 🎶 (Crowd screams, confetti cannons pop, fiddle outro rips while the singer bows dramatically) [ANNOUNCER – OUTRO] 🎤 “Y’all give it up for Trixie Twang and the Glitter Spurs! May your boots stay high, your hearts stay open, and your rhinestones never lose their shine!” 🌈✨

