[PRIVATE — OPEN] Wear the blue one. [PRIVATE — OPEN] Wear the blue one. No reason. Just better. [PUBLIC] Alright mate? Yeah, good. [PRIVATE] She's here. Fuck. [BEAT] [VERSE] [PUBLIC] Didn't know you'd be coming. [PRIVATE] You absolutely did. [PUBLIC] Nice surprise. [PRIVATE] You've checked the guest list four times. [PUBLIC] How've you been? [PRIVATE] Don't say “amazing”. Too keen. [PUBLIC] You look— [PANIC] different-good-not-different-weird just— [PUBLIC] Good. Nice save. [HOOK] It's just a shirt. I've worn it before. Twice. Possibly once. It's not a statement. Buttons are not emotional. Stop looking at the shirt. [VERSE] She says, “You smell nice.” [PUBLIC] Thanks. [PRIVATE] New bottle. Bought Thursday. [PANIC] Do not tell her Thursday. [PUBLIC] Had it ages. [PRIVATE] Why would you lie about aftershave? Excellent question. [HOOK] It's just a shirt. Normal shirt. Completely ordinary shirt I ironed at six fifteen. That's normal. Don't check. [BRIDGE] She: “I always liked that one.” [All states collapse] Oh. [Beat leaves a hole] Right. [FINAL] [PUBLIC] Want a drink? [She] Yeah. [PRIVATE] Good. [Beat leaves a hole] Right. [FINAL] [PUBLIC] Want a drink? [She] Yeah. [PRIVATE] Good. [PANIC] Walk normally. [PUBLIC] This way. [PRIVATE] Wrong way. [Male] [turns] [PUBLIC] Bar's actually— other way. [She laughs] [FINAL HOOK] It's just a shirt. [Male under breath] Best shirt I've got.
