[Verse] In my kitchen drawer There’s a tool I adore Spork's the name you know Both a spoon and a fork [Verse 2] In my lunchbox set It’s the best you’ll get Scooping up my soup Piercing my spaghetti too [Chorus] Sporks are the greatest One tool to rule them all Sporks are the best For every meal you call [Verse 3] At a picnic ground Sporks can be found No more packed cutlery Just one and you’re free [Chorus] Sporks are the greatest One tool to rule them all Sporks are the best For every meal you call [Bridge] Silver or plastic They’re simply fantastic Simplifying life With every single bite
