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Too Much Time Online (Stuck On Couch Blues)

[ (C) 2026 Joseph M Lenard media SEND US FEEDBACK (via CTP Show): https://www.buzzsprout.com/2210487/fan_mail/new - https://tinyurl.com/SubscribeToCTP - CTP Audios: https://tinyurl.com/CTPonBuzzsprout - CTP Videos: https://tinyurl.com/CTPonBITCHUTE - https://tinyurl.com/CTPgear - https://tinyurl.com/JLenardDetroitGear - AI images/videos/audio CTP uses: https://tinyurl.com/GalaxyMagicaAI - https://tinyurl.com/BookPromotionViaFiverr ] [intro] Too Much Time Online - prior Hashtags In My Head song, an actual admission, way too much time online, my true confession. Others have work and stuff in real life, my Disability home on the couch strife. [Verse 1] Scroll till the sun comes up Blue glow on my silent skin Everyone posting big grown lives I’m still in the same old living room Empty cups by the TV stand Daytime shows hum on low They clock in I sit back To the only world I know [Chorus] Too much time online Hashtags in my head again I’m lost in their timelines While my own just loops instead This is my confession From this corner of the bed Too much time online more hashtags in my head [Verse 2] Reality is I know I should “get out more” Like it’s just a locked front door Doc writes disability coverage letters I keep signing my name Prefer doing my old I-T work not filing claims Laugh when the memes hit close Cry when the comments sting Type “I’m fine” and hit that send Can’t admit I don’t believe that thing [Chorus] Too much time online Hashtags in my head again I’m lost in their timelines While my own just loops instead This is my confession From this couch I can’t quite quit Too much time online more hashtags in my head [Bridge] Do they see me as a username Or a person stuck at home Would they still tag me in their jokes If they knew I watch alone (yeah) [Chorus] Too much time online Hashtags in my head again They’re chasing their deadlines I’m chasing “seen” and “typing” threads This is my confession From a body that feels like lead Too much time online more hashtags in my head O-C-D repeating hashtags in my head [A much more serious follow-up to HASHTAGS IN MY HEAD (fun/parody) tune (found in my suno Parody, Fun, Jokes, Silly, playlist: https://suno.com/playlist/dbe7277a-040e-4548-be42-4ea2b17d3c99) and ONLINE CHAOS (EXT. CHAOS v2)... Reality of my Chronic Illnesses keep me confined to too much time on my couch and online. Concept: Joseph M Lenard (author/podcaster). Lyrics: Joseph M Lenard with Suno AI assist. Blues music interplay by @suno system. See too my books: https://tinyurl.com/JLDonAMAZON.]