I Saw a Mermaid in My Tub (Cover)

Hardly any of my friends know how to party. Pumpkins at midnight. Plain to see they can’t keep up with me, out till morning light. Lately, my nightlife’s become a little crazy, occasionally hazy. I’m seeing things that they’re saying ain’t so. I say I flew. They’re telling me no. Pre-gaming with chew and lots of shots and pills and matcha. Threw down a few brews. Soon I’m talking to jaguars with Che Guevara. Did I mention, my friends staged a needless intervention? I didn’t give in much. Just to keep ‘em quiet, I lied and denied I saw a mermaid in my tub.