[Verse 1] First, you trade Nimmo For an old washed up Marcus Semien That was your bright idea? Man, that’s hard to defend Then you let Pete Alonso walk Without an offer on the table Should be a prosecutable crime You were never even stable You keep making moves like that Like the whole thing’s just a joke We’re watching the whole damn season Go up in smoke [Pre-Chorus] Tell me what you saw Tell me what you knew Every bad call landing Right back on you [Chorus] David Stearns sucks! (sucks!) David Stearns sucks! (sucks!) Ruined the chemistry, ruined the team David Stearns sucks! (sucks!) David Stearns sucks! (sucks!) David Stearns sucks! (sucks!) You burned the whole thing down Now hear the crowd scream: sucks! [Verse 2] Then you let Diaz sign With the Dodgers, what the fuck were you thinking? We were holding on by a thread And you left the whole thing sinking You replaced him with Devin Williams Who is pure ass, plain and simple Every move gets worse and worse Every promise starts to crumple You said trust the plan But the plan went off the rails Now the dugout’s full of wreckage And the whole fan base wails [Pre-Chorus] Tell me what you saw Tell me what you knew Every bad call landing Right back on you [Chorus] David Stearns sucks! (sucks!) David Stearns sucks! (sucks!) Ruined the chemistry, ruined the team David Stearns sucks! (sucks!) David Stearns sucks! (sucks!) David Stearns sucks! (sucks!) You burned the whole thing down Now hear the crowd scream: sucks! [Bridge] No more spin, no more speech No more second chances You pushed it way too far Now the whole place glances At the mess you made At the path you chose When the season went to hell Everybody knows [Final Chorus] David Stearns sucks! (sucks!) David Stearns sucks! (sucks!) Ruined the chemistry, ruined the team David Stearns sucks! (sucks!) David Stearns sucks! (sucks!) David Stearns sucks! (sucks!) Can’t wait until you’re unemployed David Stearns sucks! (sucks!)
