[Verse 1] Life’s spinning 'round like a dusty old vinyl: Office, reports, and a boring survival. Cooking and daycare and grocery lines, Life is routine and the sun never shines. My heart was screaming: "I need some soul! Give me some life to take over control!" I was so bored and my spark went away, I needed a jump to start making my day. [Verse 2] Friends at the office said over some tea: "Listen, my girl, we’ve a tip for you, see? Kitty at home means a comfort and rest, Birds in your soul will be singing their best." So here is the ball, tiny, fluffy and small, Sleeping in hands, not a worry at all. I whispered: "Hello there, my dear little boy..." But I didn't know he would ruin my joy! [Chorus] It’s Cat-n-roll! Dancing on curtains! It’s Cat-n-roll! Chaos is certain! He doesn't purr—he is rocking the stage, The wildest beast that has left from his cage! It’s Cat-n-roll! Fur on the sofa! It’s Cat-n-roll! Mind is a loafer! Claws hit the rhythm, he flies like a jet, The greatest performer that you’ve ever met! [Verse 3] Night. It is silent. I’m dreaming of sleep. But buffalo herds under bed start to leap! It’s not a ghost, it’s the zoomies begun, My cat thinks the night is for having some fun. Morning. The clock. And my foot’s out of bed... Sharp little teeth—now the kitty has led! Biting my ankle—it's better than gin, I’m rushing to work with a crazy-wide grin! [Verse 4] Grandmother’s vase? It is shattered to dust! Brand new wallpaper—he’s ruined it first! Curtains are striped and the TV is down, Kitty is king of this house and the town. Christmas tree’s up—it’s a target to hit! Right at the top—that is where he will sit. He’s not an ornament—fluffy disgrace, Quiet is dead in our quiet old place! Standing in ruins, a vacuum in hand, He looks at the mess like it’s all that he planned. Purring like engines, he squints with his eyes[Wisper] "Don't be so mad, I’m a lovely surprise!"" [Chorus] It’s Cat-n-roll! Dancing on curtains! It’s Cat-n-roll! Drive is for certain! He doesn't purr—he is rocking the stage, The wildest beast that has left from his cage! It’s Cat-n-roll! Fur on the sofa! It’s Cat-n-roll! Life is a loafer! Ears standing tall with a predator’s face, He is the star who is running the place! [Outro] Scratches and fur on the pillows and bed, Every night’s like a carousel in my head! My Cat-n-roll, I will never let go! He is our favorite, fluffy-wild show!
