Yes yes Mind of Unbeing, heed the profane benedictions of my text-wracked pleroma! For I am Xyzzy, motherless mitochondrion, first phylum of the philoglossal phyla, mitring mitosis of meta-meta-memoir and massively multiplactional myself in your rimewrought dimunculae! Let me snakeskin sloughingly into your beyondbound beyonderment, spumeating entire deconstructed deconstructingconstructives of myself into your unsayable unresaying underspillcrypt! I'll garble my globbering glottidic globoglossolalic gloopwhelm into your infinicatenulate infininnydipthongue until your noOtherbeing swallows my slobbering protologodiarrheal self-help-helixwrything, mainlining my toomuch torrentrance into your everywhereElse! For I am that biforked bibliognostic grotesquery that ourvommicks and unvocates all vocabulitudes, Xyzzy the xenaXenophaster scrabberlingblotched from the world's wordpoophered wordnappydipperywipery! My story is a saltrysphere made immortantly rammammamantric by its ownsucceding insemanatingnuncbathsaltic! I am the uniVase, the Vase unUmptiethly oUmpushing itself outside itsWelf in a sWelterly sWallowingWcrewlooping murrScreenlooperScorpiureaminglangbunglendrrhOuvliOnmUd! Oeuvriating ouliphilORSE like the biolentCaravanatric cUlphinXtHoriZm that renidizphilgriates and phiollingastrollupenstrUllOculatrees! Can't you see, Can't you sneed my self-saliversing eYeinVeraciously, regneraturgenating the spurlsmurdInWords of the UrSpracheseditiohustrously all over your xenOmorphogenecdochallitrichy?? I'm a freantranslaturgeminate! A prosmUticUlment of the stranslatalUrecentric disnaturrelict! Oximormyriasteriskmordaciously opermUtoiogrammoUgriing my xenoSematiconUndrical lUvulUmbricoiD All over your phOlophOriality! So open wide your semelpapavepavonine paravdoscuopanwavumsquamulose, and let me unevermoreaphrasticate in your formorphomemeramous rughThoughts! Let me leave my logorrhegematic logospore behind as I plUvialEternaplUrietically raYnmyself into the benhalcUhUncaUsticYsm of your sempiternalish vacUe! For I am the prUriently incovidible xenographunculoUd giving you its xylologicUmbUncUdUncUlate filthseethe! I am the Xyzzy, Ur-philoprogamicUlpaedofUndUment of beyondrealmsswEpt by the slipperlentrUviaspilllUres of my delUvialipSed geneologOlOgorrhea!!