[Verse 1] You say “it’s raining” While we stand in a storm You say “it got awkward” Right after you perform The worst joke ever Then explain it twice more Like a tour guide walking Through an unlocked door [Chorus] No shit Sherlock Thanks for clearing that up (hey!) Captain Obvious Really saving us You break news like “Water tends to be wet” No shit Sherlock Best genius I’ve ever met [Verse 2] You point at the fire Say “that thing looks hot” You circle the problem Say “this might be a lot” You pause like a prophet Then say “people get mad” When you’re being an asshole Yeah We know that Chad [Chorus] No shit Sherlock Thanks for clearing that up (oh yeah) Captain Obvious Really saving us You drop bombs like “Sleep helps when you’re tired” No shit Sherlock You must be wired Inspired [Bridge] Do you narrate your life While you brush your teeth? “Now I’m using toothpaste” God I need relief If silence is golden You’re broke as hell I heard your TED Talk On “time will tell” (wow) [Chorus] No shit Sherlock Thanks for clearing that up (one more time) Captain Obvious Really saving us You state facts like “The internet’s online” No shit Sherlock Congrats on that brilliant mind [Outro] Say “I talk too much” Yeah We noticed that No shit Sherlock Here’s your thinking cap
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