Excel demon (Be my best friend)

[Zither intro] Clicking boxes all day long Numbers dance the whole night strong - no, no, no I don't like this clicking song! Graphs and charts they show the way Excel demon comes and plays I feel that my mind like a blocking playground Can somebody help me?! Or can I help me? [Insane laughter] Formulas they twist and wind Cells and rows are intertwined - Like a cellblock trance and dirty tango - Pivots spin beneath my hands You control this data land (but not me!) Excel demon be my best friend Data bending never ends [...] I don't know if Excel hates me or I hate it better! [Insane laughter] [Background vocals] Colors bright and orders clear Keep those columns far from fear [Bridge] Macros whisper in my ear Automation shows no fear Sheets unfold like tales to tell In your spell we all excel [Melodic rap solo music] [Zither solo music] VBA a magic chant Fields of data vast and grand Linking minds and numbers true Excel demon we thank you Excel demon... be... my best... Whatever... Oh-oh-oh Excel baby, be my little best friend (Or game over to me!)