(To the tune of the Star Trek theme song intro) [Verse 1] Late at night, in a sleepy haze, Got confused in a bathroom daze. Stumbled round in my underwear, Found a door—I didn’t care. [Pre-Chorus] But this porcelain throne felt mighty cold, Milk and cheese? Wait… what’s this hold? [Chorus] To boldly go where no man has gone before, Turns out I just peed in the fridge—wrong door! The lettuce is swimming, the juice is amiss, My roommate's screaming, "Dude, what's this!" [Verse 2] Orange juice bottle took a hit, Now it’s got a little extra… zip in it. Cheese is soaked, fridge light went boom, This is why I shouldn’t drink in my room. [Pre-Chorus] My wife's face is filled with shock, She just wanted a midnight snack—now she's got pee on her sock! [Chorus] To boldly go where no man has gone before, Now I’m cleaning up the fridge and the kitchen floor. The sub is ruined, the lettuce is drenched There's pee on the shelves, my wife startled and flinched. [Bridge] Captain’s Log: Need to watch where I take a leak, Turns out warm beer makes my aim real weak. Now my friends will never forget, That time I made the fridge all wet. [Final Chorus] To boldly go where no man has gone before, Now a strange memory forevermore. So let this be a warning true, Don't get too drunk—or it might be you! (Spacey instrumental intro) [Verse 1] Late at night, in a sleepy haze, Got confused in a bathroom daze. Stumbled round in my underwear, Found a door—I didn’t care. [Pre-Chorus] But this porcelain throne felt mighty cold, Milk and cheese? Wait… what’s this hold? [Chorus] To boldly go where no man has gone before, Turns out I just peed in the fridge—wrong door! The lettuce is swimming, the juice is amiss, My roommate's screaming, "Dude, what's this!" [Verse 2] Orange juice bottle took a hit, Now it’s got a little extra… zip in it. Cheese is soaked, fridge light went boom, This is why I shouldn’t drink in my room. [Pre-Chorus] My wife's face is filled with shock, She just wanted a midnight snack—now she's got pee on her sock! [Chorus] To boldly go where no man has gone before, Now I’m cleaning up the fridge and the kitchen floor. The sub is ruined, the lettuce is drenched There's pee on the shelves, my wife startled and flinched. [Bridge] Captain’s Log: Need to watch where I take a leak, Turns out warm beer makes my aim real weak. Now my friends will never forget, That time I made the fridge all wet. [Final Chorus] To boldly go where no man has gone before, Now a strange memory forevermore. So let this be a warning true, Don't get too drunk—or it might be you!
