[all band member singing] Hey Dave!!!! Watcha got for me, Dave? [Banjo player singing] I know a gal sheβs a real heifer She was mounted by a bull, and then he left her She had a calf and this is the deal I think for dinner, Iβm gonna have me some veal [Acoustic guitar player singing] I met a girl out in Texas married five times., she had a lot of exes She treat them like pigs and this was a deal When she made dinner, she made them all squeal [Mandolin player singing] A man behind McDonaldβs was digging in the dumpster I gave him 10 dollars for some fries and a burger I waited outside and this was a deal, I mugged him in the alley and stole his happy meal. [Bass player singing] The other day my friend fell out of a tree A branch caught his trousers and ripped them free He fell headfirst into a barrel and what did I see Two cheeks and a brown eye staring at me [Fiddle player singing] Friday night Iβm going out on a date I jumped in my truck., I donβt wanna be late Iβm taking her out for a fancy treat, Cow tongue soup with pickled pigs' feet [Banjo player singing] My neighbors are Amish and they ride by horse and buggy The women are fertile, the kids are kind of ugly They donβt wear deodorant and real smelly but they make the best toe jam and armpit jelly [Mandolin player singing] There was a stud bull, he used to rule the pasture Came out of the closet, now he thinks heβs a her Everyone thought he was the Burger King But now prances around like a real Dairy Queen [all band members singing] Hey Dave!! Ohhhhh, Hey Dave!
