I hate the summer You can tell the summer to kiss My ass. Everything about it Is broken glass…yeah I hate the summer. I’m not lying. Ticks and wasps And things that are flying… Grasshoppers, Poison ivy, Heat And sweat. The summer sucks ass Like a colonoscopy… Bet. Nothing good comes From the summer time. Just Fires and floods and Hurricanes. Boo hiss I don’t wanna Have this mess Bring on the fall With the football bliss Pre game Let me break it down So In the fall Everything begins to get deader And that’s a ball Halloween Chill nights Fires in and outside I hate the summer. That shit is a bummer. Now I love the winter And I love the spring But summer sucks ass Through a straw Bling bling I would gladly give a diamond In a diamond ring To keep summer from coming It’s an evil thing… Stink bugs Never gave the world a thing. Summer time Living is not easy It blows And sucks At the very same time. I hate the summer It’s a shame and a crime I hate the summer. I’m not lying Ticks and wasps And things that are flying Grasshoppers Poison ivy Heat And sweat The summer sucks ass Like a colonoscopy, Bet. Nothing good comes From the summer time. Just Fires and floods and Hurricanes. Boo hiss I don’t wanna Have this mess Boo hiss Tell the summer Kiss my ass. You can Tell the summer to Kiss my ass.