Granny’s Friday Night Raw (Remastered)

[Verse 1] They thought they could pick a fight With Granny at the Friday Night She powerbombed the guys and chicks Who cut her in the checkout line [Verse 2] The ref came over to count to three Then gave Granny her victory He raised her hand and pointed to her Like Goldberg at '98 Halloween Havoc [Chorus] My grandma kicks ass Kicks ass Kicks ass at the Friday grocery store sale My grandma kicks ass Kicks ass Kicks ass at the Friday grocery store sale Kicks ass at the Friday grocery store sale Kicks ass at the Friday grocery store sale [Verse 3] My grandma is a submission specialist Got cauliflower ears and clenched fists I've seen her as a baby fighting in the cradle And now she's pulling leglocks under the table [Verse 4] The grocery workers came over to us And said "Could you please not cause a fuss?" But they didn't say it mean They said it kindly They were about to give Granny an honorary belt Like AEW to Brodie Lee [Chorus] My grandma kicks ass Kicks ass Kicks ass at the Friday grocery store sale My grandma kicks ass Kicks ass Kicks ass at the Friday grocery store sale Kicks ass at the Friday grocery store sale Kicks ass at the Friday grocery store sale