WpWo HOLD MY COFFEE "Time?..." "That's cute..." "Hold my coffee..." "Somebody hold me back..." You bent a timeline? That's mighty fine. I bent my bumper... Crossing County Line. You folded space? Congratulations. I folded laundry... Almost. Needed motivation. You wear galaxies? Must weigh a ton. I wear old blue jeans... Still get the job done. You chased forever, You conquered fate... I found my truck keys... Only three days late. You keep talking... Big... Big... BIG... I'm just wondering... Who fed the dog? Hold my coffee... Hold me back... HOLD MY COFFEE! HOLD ME BACK! If you're rewriting time... I'm taking the scenic track! HOLD MY COFFEE! HOLD ME BACK! Life's too short To worry about that! You can bend forever... You can chase the stars... I'm still smiling From my beat-up car! HOLD MY COFFEE! HOLD ME BACK! Somebody move... I'm about to do something My insurance warned me about! You said you own The road I drive... Buddy... I'm just happy My truck survived. You left existence? Hope that's fun. I left my sandwich... Out in the sun. You wear the stars Like jewelry bright... My dog wears goggles... Looks cooler tonight. You race tomorrow... You race yesterday... I'm still looking For my reading glasses anyway. You know something? Maybe... You're right. Maybe you're faster. Maybe you're bigger. Maybe you're older than time itself... ... But can you barbecue? ... Can you change a flat? ... Can you back a trailer On the first try? ... Didn't think so. Hold my coffee... HOLD MY COFFEE! HOLD ME BACK! We're gonna laugh All the way down the track! HOLD MY COFFEE! HOLD ME BACK! Life's an adventure— That's a fact! You can keep forever... You can keep the sky... We'll keep the laughter That money can't buy! HOLD MY COFFEE! HOLD ME BACK! If this goes sideways... Don't blame me... Blame Chad! "You done?" ... "Good." "My coffee was getting cold."
