(Hook) Send your fluids to the foundry, that’s Vlad’s big clan, Claims a spooky little box got a miracle plan. No doctor, no science, just wires and sound, Better keep your samples safe, send ‘em to the foundry (Verse 1) Vlad in the chat, droppin’ “truth” so loud, Flat Earth theories tryin’ to hype up the crowd. Got a gadget with a name, says it heals on cue, But the only thing it’s curing is his broke bank too. (Hook) Send your fluids to the foundry, that’s Vlad’s big clan, Claims a spooky little box got a miracle plan. No doctor, no science, just wires and sound, Better keep your samples safe, send ‘em to the foundry (Verse 2) Talkin’ “energy waves” and “frequency cures,” But it’s just pseudoscience with a sales pitch allure. NASA’s fake, but his toy’s legit? Nah, Vlad’s whole routine is a carnival skit. (Bridge) “Mail me your saliva, I’ll heal you from afar, I’m a wizard with tech, better than a doctor’s chart.” But truth don’t bend to his fantasy spell, It’s a con game dressed up with a spooky name to sell. (Hook) Send your fluids to the foundry, that’s Vlad’s big clan, Claims a spooky little box got a miracle plan. No doctor, no science, just wires and sound, Better keep your samples safe, send ‘em to the foundry (Outro) So laugh when he preaches that the globe ain’t real, And his foundry cures are the secrets they conceal. It’s a joke, it’s a hustle, the truth’s been found — Earth is round, Vlad’s just clownin’ around.