Roddy Rainer - She Ruined My Life

[intro- male vocals spoke words] Oh, Josie, why don't you love me Oh, Josie, please come back again... [verse 1] I didn't think that it could happen. 'Cause no one saw it really coming She said: "I like your style and groove" She said: "You're funny an' you got the moves" Oh yeah, she did... Oh yeah, she did... But when the time came close to prove it It seems i must've been easy one to screw it She said: "You've got your star, but only one" She said: "I really said it just for fun" Oh yeah, she said... Oh yeah, she said... [chorus] Why don't you believe me? She ruined my life in a second, I took some notes for the record, But when she smiles i'm losing grip The only thing that stays is SLIP. Why, Why, Josie, Why? Why, Why, Josie, Why? Why are you laughing? She ruined my life with ease I'm like a lemon too easy to sqeeze I'm the one who's left on sideways The best of me is gone by tuesday Why, Why, Josie, Why? Why, Why, Josie, Why? [Verse 2] I checked my profile just to see the damage More baggage now than I can ever manage She left a comment in the 'feedback' box Said: "Nice guy, but wears mismatched socks" Oh yeah, she did... Oh yeah, she did... I'm officially a low-rated attraction A tiny footnote, a mere distraction She said, "Your performance was a bit of a bore" She said, "Please don't contact me anymore" Oh yeah, she said... Oh yeah, she said... [chorus] Why don't you believe me? She ruined my life in a second, I took some notes for the record, But when she smiles i'm losing grip The only thing that stays is SLIP. Why, Why, Josie, Why? Why, Why, Josie, Why? Why are you laughing? She ruined my life with ease I'm like a lemon too easy to sqeeze I'm the one who's left on sideways The best of me is gone by thursday Why, Why, Josie, Why? Why, Why, Josie, Why? [bridge] She left me just one star of five I thought i lost myself forever i'm sure we still could be together But now she ruined my life [chorus] Why don't you believe me? She ruined my life in a second, I took some notes for the record, But when she smiles i'm losing grip The only thing that stays is SLIP. Why, Why, Josie, Why? Why, Why, Josie, Why? Why are you laughing? She ruined my life with ease I'm like a lemon too easy to sqeeze I'm the one who's left on sideways The best of me is gone by friday Why, Why, Josie, Why? Why, Why, Josie, Why? [outro] She gave me one star... out of five.. Thanks God i already got my wife...