[Verse] I’m a mustard magnet a stain parade Every bite I take turns into a charade Burrito juice dripping like it’s free Who knew salsa could defy gravity [Prechorus] I’ve got a vision it’s bold it’s wild No more pants ruined no more shirts defiled [Chorus] Edible Velcro lock it down tight Stick that sandwich in place every bite’s just right No spills no stains no food in flight Edible Velcro makes it all alright [Verse 2] Pizza slices slipping like a greasy slide Tacos falling open from the crunchy side Spoons that flip soup like a circus act I’m a walking disaster that’s just a fact [Bridge] Patent papers flying in my head Shark Tank dreams while I’m lying in bed Mark Cuban’s nodding I see the deal Edible Velcro this is getting real [Chorus] Edible Velcro lock it down tight Stick that sandwich in place every bite’s just right No spills no stains no food in flight Edible Velcro makes it all alright
