[Verse 1] She wants to go out, i say I’m tired she yells (“Gawd yer stupid”) but dear Im clearly labeled Batteries not included She says I gotta honey-do list First up, honey-Go-do the dishes Hasn’t she read that’s not in my Terms and conditions [Pre-Chorus] Apparently Love comes with contractual limitations But she checked the “I agree” box And there’s bound to be complications [Chorus] Batteries not included You voided the warranty When you unscrewed it Batteries not included Those terms have now concluded Batteries not included [Verse 2] Now Aren’t we cute Dont we make Quite the pair I’m left, she’s always right still somehow we don’t pair She says, “Something’s wrong with you” I say, “That’s quite a hint” Before you file a complaint Did you read the fine print? [Pre-Chorus] Apparently She had higher expectations Compatibility may vary Depending on your configuration [Chorus] Batteries not included You voided the warranty When you unscrewed it. Batteries not included Those terms have now concluded Batteries not included [Bridge] When we first met I was still in demo mode Looked good on display Till you brought me home She dials 1 800 Tech Support Says, “He’s making a strange sound, ….. he keeps shutting down” I’m not defective Just mildly selective (“Have you tried turning him Off and on again?”) (“Are the batteries upside down?”) Nooooooooooo [Final Chorus] Batteries not included You voided the warranty When you unscrewed it. Batteries not included Those terms have now concluded Batteries not Included
