Purple Pokie-Dotted Paradise

[Intro] Pardon me Excuse my entrance I fell out the wall With a snack and a sentence Hi Hello Don’t touch my hat It bites when it’s nervous And it hates small chat [Verse 1] Please allow me To disturb the room I brought my own weather And a plastic spoon I’m not regular I’m not house-trained bright I got four left feet And they all wanna fight Got a brain full of confetti Got a tooth in my purse Got a laugh so bad It made the preacher curse I don’t sit on shelves I don’t wait in lines I lick strange stamps And mail bad signs If you want to be my friend Don’t come dressed sane Grab your cracked little cup And get on this train [Ad libs] Choo choo, fool No refunds dear Mind the possum He’s staff here [Pre-Chorus] No sad beige walls No polite little lies No tight-faced people With dead-fish eyes If your joy got dents If your screws sit loose There’s a room in the back Where the wild ones choose [Chorus] All you gotta do is come along To the purple pokie-dotted paradise Bring your busted little happy song To the purple pokie-dotted paradise Shake that brain Roll those dice Act real wrong But smell real nice All you gotta do is come along To the purple pokie-dotted paradise [Verse 2] We don’t care about your gossip We don’t care who you know You came in stiff Like a taxidermy crow You’re killing the gravy You’re scaring the pie You got a clipboard soul And a coupon eye We are beautiful people In a beautiful mess You brought bad vibes In a church-lady dress Go stand by the exit Go rethink your face This ain’t your aunt’s brunch This is outer space You said, this is weird I said, thank you, dear Then a man in a snorkel Started eating a chair [Ad libs] That’s Dale He’s fine Don’t look him in the mouth He gets proud [Pre-Chorus] No sad beige walls No polite little lies No tight-faced people With dead-fish eyes If your joy got dents If your screws sit loose There’s a room in the back Where the wild ones choose [Chorus] All you gotta do is come along To the purple pokie-dotted paradise Bring your busted little happy song To the purple pokie-dotted paradise Shake that brain Roll those dice Act real wrong But smell real nice All you gotta do is come along To the purple pokie-dotted paradise [Bridge] Purple on the ceiling Spots on my knees Grandma’s in the pantry Speaking fluent cheese Ooh, that’s illegal No, that’s lunch Somebody put mascara On a bowl of punch Clap for the weirdos Bow for the crumbs Everybody’s holy When the bass gets dumb [Ad libs] Amen, probably Pass the dip Where’s my shoe Who brought a flute [Breakdown] Pardon me Excuse me Move aside Make room The fun got loose And ate the broom Pardon me Excuse me Don’t act wise You look too normal In a room this size [Final Chorus] All you gotta do is come along To the purple pokie-dotted paradise Bring your busted little happy song To the purple pokie-dotted paradise Shake that brain Roll those dice Act real wrong But smell real nice All you gotta do is come along To the purple pokie-dotted paradise [Outro] We are beautiful people In a beautiful place You brought bad vibes With a stapler face Bye-bye, buzzkill Pack up your gray The purple pokie-dotted people Have stolen the day [Final ad lib] Security The normal one is touching the curtains