P O L I C E A C A D E M Y (©️ by Strangedt, 2025) [Intro] [Verse 1] Way back in the 80s, there was a crazy crew, A bunch of misfits, with badges too! They couldn’t shoot straight, they couldn’t drive, But somehow, they always made it out alive! [Chorus] Police Academy, breaking all the rules! With pranks and jokes, they ain't no fools! Police Academy, the city’s last resort, But when crime comes knocking, they hold the fort! A ragtag team, but full of heart, Stopping bad guys, kinda… sorta… smart? [Funky Guitar, slapping Bassguitar] [Verse 2] Hightower’s strong, but sweet as pie, Jones makes sounds that’ll blow your mind! Callahan’s tough, she don’t play nice, And Lassard? Well… he’s lost, what a surprise! From Mahoney to Tackleberry, Their training’s wild, their aim is scary! [Chorus] Police Academy, breaking all the rules! With pranks and jokes, they ain't no fools! Police Academy, the city’s last resort, But when crime comes knocking, they hold the fort! A ragtag team, but full of heart, Stopping bad guys, kinda… sorta… smart? [Solo] [Bridge] Zed’s gone crazy, mouthing off, Proctor’s dumb, but full of fluff! Captain Harris, full of rage, Gets stuck in wet cement again! [Chorus] Police Academy, breaking all the rules! With pranks and jokes, they ain't no fools! Police Academy, the city’s last resort, But when crime comes knocking, they hold the fort! A ragtag team, but full of heart, Stopping bad guys, kinda… sorta… smart?
