intro "Here comes Chuck!" Verse 1 "He ain't just quackers, he's brass in a bill, Flaps in sync with a jukebox thrill. Tailcoat poppin', tip-tap divine, Struts down the bar like it's 1929. Bartender pours, he just pours on charm, Swingin’ hard enough to trigger a car alarm." Pre-Chorus "Feathered, fine, freakin' fast, Flips that floorboard, first to last. Don’t blink now or he might duck— That smooth outlaw, Mister Chuck." Chorus "Chuck the Swing Duck—breakbeat flapper, Steps so slick they rewire the clapper. Click-clack-whistle, clap and stomp— Follow the bird if you dare to romp." Verse 2 "He stole the sax, led a conga stampede, Twirled two geese and a raccoon steed. Cigar in beak, tail in the breeze, He pirouettes with cartoon ease. No rules apply when he takes the floor— Even the phonograph begs for more." Bridge "Faster than a duck with debts!" [clarinet slide, then breakbeat drop] "He’s got that razzmatazz-rugpull grace, And time-travels through swing with a poker face." Chorus "Chuck the Swing Duck—tempo disruptor, Tips his hat then hits like a ruptor. Flap-twist-hop, the floor gets struck— Hide your metronome, here comes Chuck!" Outro "He danced the pond dry, folks." "Chuck the Swing Duck, last of his breed, Grooves in ink lines and record speed. Night says goodbye, but he don’t tuck— He winks, he dips... long live Chuck."
