I wrote a poem on my lunch receipt I spilled my latte on my pants again I saw your pic when I was scrolling deep Then fell asleep with frozen peas on my chin They say: Get out there and meet someone new I say: I did! Her dog bit my shoe They say: Try yoga, man, clear your mind I say: I tried but I farted - not my kind I only cried twice today! (only twice!) Once in the car, and once in line at Subway I only cried twice today! (that’s a win!) Even though I miss you and my Wi-Fi password pin I bought cologne that smells like mountain trees Now I smell like burnt deodorant and fear I tried to flirt, said “nice elbows please” And got banned from the library for a year She said: You’re kinda sweet but super weird I said: That’s fair, also I just grew this beard She said: You’re not my type, I like strong men I said: Cool, I can open jars… like... now and then? I only cried twice today! (only twice!) Once in the tub and once while buying rice I only cried twice today! (doing fine!) Even though I called your name at least six times I’ve got a playlist called “Maybe She’ll Text” I wear your old hoodie cause... it still connects I rehearse cool lines while brushing my teeth Like: “Hey girl, you dropped your dignity!” (wait, what?) I only cried twice today! (only twice!) Once in my dreams and once while feeding mice I only cried twice today! (on the mend!) Maybe tomorrow I’ll just cry near the end! I only cried twice today! (only twice!) Once in my dreams and once while feeding mice I only cried twice today! (on the mend!) Maybe tomorrow I’ll just cry near the end! Just cry near the end!
