A Week in the Knees - Electric Bard

Fresh out the incubator, pink and rather plump Learning how the cranium connects into the rump Navigating Axminster with a gelatinous stride Physics pulling pranks upon the mammalian pride! Gravity’s a bully with a heavy-handed trick Making the machinery remarkably un-slick! A miniature drunkard in a cardigan and bib Plotting an escape route from the matrimonial crib! Oh, the cartilage is cowardly, the femur's on the blink! Pumping out adrenaline and heading for the brink! The skeleton goes wobbly, the calcium resigns! Tearing up the blueprints of the architect's designs! A Week In The Knees! Weak In The Knees! Folding Like A Deckchair In A Hurricane Breeze! The Patella Is Pathetic And The Ligament Is Slack! A Spectacular Collapse Along The Bipedal Track! Look At The Bipeds! Look At Them Sway! Dropping Like A Stone On A Half-Holiday! ...Mind the pavement! Spotting an angelic face across the market square Suddenly requiring a substantial gulp of air! Cupid shooting arrows tipped with paralyzing lead Scrambling the circuitry inside the adolescent head! Or marching in a uniform across a foreign trench Stomach tying up into an agonizing wrench! A bayonet reflecting in the miserable mud Gravity demanding a percentage of the the blood! Oh, the cartilage is cowardly, the femur's on the blink! Pumping out adrenaline and heading for the brink! The skeleton goes wobbly, the calcium resigns! Tearing up the blueprints of the architect's designs! A Week In The Knees! Weak In The Knees! Folding Like A Deckchair In A Hurricane Breeze! The Patella Is Pathetic And The Ligament Is Slack! A Spectacular Collapse Along The Bipedal Track! Look At The Bipeds! Look At Them Sway! Dropping Like A Stone On A Half-Holiday! ...Mind the pavement! Six sweating gentlemen wrestling with the pine... Carting Uncle Albert down the cemetery line... A sudden little wobble on the designated plot... Dropping the deceased into the monumental rot! Clocking out of duty with an artificial hip! Giving the inevitable physical the slip! A Week In The Knees! Weak In The Knees! Folding Like A Deckchair In A Hurricane Breeze! The Patella Is Pathetic And The Ligament Is Slack! A Spectacular Collapse Along The Bipedal Track! Look At The Bipeds! Look At Them Sway! Dropping Like A Stone On A Half-Holiday! ...Mind the pavement! Going down! Timber! Watch the metatarsals snap! Mind the gap! Trip the wire! Mind the gap! Trip the wire!