[Intro: Sarcastic spoken voice over eerie synth riser] “Yo Vlad… what’s this button do? Wait—what’s it called again? Spooky… something? Heh.” [Build: Rising pitch riser, glitchy snare rolls] Forgot the name— (echo) Forgot the name— (echo) Forgot the name again! [Drop: Heavy wobble bass, stuttered vocal chop] Spooky-Spooky-Spooky… SCAM! [Bass drop: distorted growls, glitch FX] Machine go bzzz, Vlad go duh Paid big cash, never turned it on, bruh Press that switch? Nah, too insane Bought a toy from space, can’t recall the name! [Verse: Mocking rap-style delivery with beat underneath] Yo, Vlad braggin’, talkin’ all that hype But he don’t know a resistor from a prototype “Quantum healing vibes,” bro, what’s the deal? Manual still sealed, warranty’s real. He flexed so hard but forgot the specs Pushin’ fake buttons, breakin’ fake necks It’s a scammy jam, he don’t even know That spooky box just a light show glow. [Build: Sarcastic callouts + risers] “Bro, this cures everything!” (What’s it called?) … “Uhhh…” Forgot the name again! [Drop: Aggressive bass stabs, chopped vox] Spooky-Spooky-Spooky… SCAM! [Bass growl wobble, stutter FX] Machine go bzzz, Vlad go duh Spent all night but it’s still unplugged Future tech or a children’s toy? Vlad’s big flex just voids the void! [Bridge: Spoken breakdown with echo FX] “Yo Vlad, you ever actually turn it on? …nah? Thought so.” [Beat cuts, riser builds] [Drop: Final over-the-top festival hit] Forgot the name—forgot the game Spooky scam machine, always the same Crowd scream “duh!” when the bassline slam Spooky-Spooky-Spooky… SCAM! [Outro: Fading bass growl with sarcastic chant] Machine go bzzz… Vlad go duh… Machine go bzzz… Vlad go duh… Forgot the name again!
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