(whispered) Hurry up, we’re going to be late… This party is gonna be off the hook! (whisper) Something's happening... Ladies and gentlemen... Costumes on. (HEY!) Walked through the door and I looked around, Every kind of creature in this town, Somebody's got horns, somebody's got wings, Somebody's dressed like... I don't know what that thing is! There's a witch by the speakers with a glittery hat, A skeleton dancing in a leopard-print cat (Cat?!) I don't know, don't ask, just follow the beat, When the bass kicks in, everybody move your feet! (Ohhh!) (Yeah!) (That's right!) Lights go down... (Down, down...) Beat comes up... (Up, up...) Everybody's looking spooky, Everybody's dressed up... One more step... One more flash... When that beat drops ...Monster Mash. MONSTER MASH! Everybody make a splash! Costumes on, the lights go low, Now everybody lose control! MONSTER MASH! Shake those bones and make 'em crash! Witches, ghosts, and creatures too The whole damn room is dancing with you! (HEY!) (Monster!) (MASH!) (Everybody!) Mon-mon-mon MONSTER MASH! (Ooh-ooh!) MONSTER MASH! (Yeah!) There's a werewolf wearing roller skates, A monster at the bar yelling, “Who's got the plates?” A ghost in the corner going “Boo!” to the beat, And a giant green thing doing something with his feet! (What are you doing?!) He said, “I don't know!” (Oh!) She said, “Watch this!” (Ohhh!) Then the DJ hit the button And the whole room went BOOM! Lights go down... (Down, down...) Beat comes up... (Up, up...) Everybody's looking spooky, But nobody's sitting down! One more step... One more flash... When that beat drops You know what time it is... MONSTER MASH! Everybody make a splash! Costumes on, the lights go low, Now everybody lose control! MONSTER MASH! Shake those bones and make 'em crash! Witches, ghosts, and creatures too The whole damn room is dancing with you! (HEY!) (MONSTER!) (MASH!) (ONE MORE TIME!) Come on! Left! Right! Turn around! What?! Everybody freeze... Don't move... Not even you... [Beat pulse] Now... Ooooooh-ahhh... Ooooooh-ahhh... LET'S MASH! MONSTER MASH! Everybody make a splash! Costumes on, the lights go low, NOW EVERYBODY LOSE CONTROL! MONSTER MASH! Shake those bones and make 'em crash! Witches, ghosts, and creatures too The whole damn room is dancing with you! (HEY!) (MONSTER!) (MASH!) MON-MON-MON MONSTER MASH! (Ooh!) MONSTER MASH! (Yeah!) MONSTER MASH! MONSTER MASH! Everybody make a splash! Turn the music up tonight Everybody dressed up right! MONSTER MASH! One more dance and one more flash! If you're spooky, if you're strange GET OUT THERE AND MASH THAT THING! (HEY!) (HEY!) (MONSTER!) (MASH!) Okay... Who dressed the skeleton like that? Monster Mash... (MONSTER!)
