Duck Vader (Dark Lord of the Tub)

[Heavy organ Intro] [Eerie echoing drums] [Verse 1] In the shadows of the bubbles, he floats with pride, A figure so grim, where light cannot hide. The water grows cold as he enters the scene, A rubber overlord with a haunting sheen. His beady black eyes, they pierce through the foam, This tub is no sanctuary—it’s his throne. You thought bath time was safe, serene, and bright, But Rubber Duck Vader owns the endless night. [Duck Vader] I FIND YOUR LACK OF SOAP DISTURBING [Chorus] Rubber Duck Vader, ruler of the deep, In your peaceful tub, he will never sleep. Dark wings of foam, he’s the lord you fear, He quacks in the silence, and the end draws near. Rubber Duck Vader, with power untold, Dominating the waters, his grip takes hold. [Duck Vader] QUACK QUACK [Verse 2] The faucet drips as the darkness grows, A tidal wave of terror in the bubbles below. His shadow looms large, the soap cannot flee, In this cursed tub, there’s no place to be free. He commands the bath, a force you can’t escape, With every ripple, he shifts the landscape. Your rubber toys cower, the loofah turns pale, Under Duck Vader’s rule, all others fail. [Duck Vader] THIS IS NOT THE TUB YOU ARE LOOKING FOR [Thunderous organ riffs] [Chorus] Rubber Duck Vader, ruler of the deep, In your peaceful tub, he will never sleep. Dark wings of foam, he’s the lord you fear, He quacks in the silence, and the end draws near. Rubber Duck Vader, with power untold, Dominating the waters, his grip takes hold. [Duck Vader] QUACK QUACK [Bridge] No bubbles can protect you, no soap can hide, The darkness is rising, in the waters you glide. A single quack echoes, through the fog and the steam, Rubber Duck Vader rules your bath-time dream. Your bath bomb fades, the light slips away, In his reign of terror, you’ll forever stay. [Duck Vader] MAY THE FOAM BE WITH YOU [Haunting choir] [Verse 3] His dominion grows with every bath you take, He’s the dark presence you cannot shake. Floating in silence, with evil so pure, Rubber Duck Vader is the ultimate lure. He reigns supreme in this watery lair, With every splash, he tightens the snare. So heed this warning before you dive in— In Rubber Duck Vader’s tub, no one can win. [Duck Vader] QUACK QUACK [Chorus] Rubber Duck Vader, ruler of the deep, In your peaceful tub, he will never sleep. Dark wings of foam, he’s the lord you fear, He quacks in the silence, and the end draws near. Rubber Duck Vader, with power untold, Dominating the waters, his grip takes hold. [Outro] The water grows still, the night’s grip is tight, Rubber Duck Vader, in eternal flight. He floats in the dark, a ruler of doom, In your haunted bathtub, he claims your room. Forever a legend, forever he reigns, Rubber Duck Vader… in darkness remains. [Duck Vader] QUACK QUACK! [Heavy Organ Outro] [Duck Vader] DARK TOWEL IF YOU PLEASE [End] [Outro] The water grows still, the night’s grip is tight, Rubber Duck Vader, in eternal flight. He floats in the dark, a ruler of doom, In your haunted bathtub, he claims your room. Forever a legend, forever he reigns, Rubber Duck Vader… in darkness remains. [Duck Vader] QUACK QUACK! [Heavy Organ Outro] [Duck Vader] DARK TOWEL IF YOU PLEASE [End]