
Bombardiro Crocodilo .EXE
[Verse 1] Boot up Green eyes glow in the dark Chrome scales Jet wings stitched to his back Snack time Pixels scream from the HUD He laughs Chewing on a warning tag (ha!) [Pre-Chorus] Runway made of rotten code Teeth like little loading bars He tastes the turbulence He wants your avatar [Chorus] Bombardiro Crocodilo .EXE Biting through the firewall Hunting me Chomping every buffer Every key Crash my life Then reload Then repeat (repeat) Bombardiro Crocodilo .EXE Laughing as the level starts to bleed Error in the jungle 3D teeth Game over Game over Then he eats [Verse 2] He parks Tail through a factory wall Big grin Nose ring made of a bomb Side quest Steal your brave little heart Main quest Turn your courage into fog [Pre-Chorus] Footsteps sound like falling crates Breath smells like corrupted saves He asks a simple thing “Do you like scary games?” [Chorus] Bombardiro Crocodilo .EXE Biting through the firewall Hunting me Chomping every buffer Every key Crash my life Then reload Then repeat (oh no) Bombardiro Crocodilo .EXE Laughing as the level starts to bleed Error in the jungle 3D teeth Game over Game over Then he eats [Bridge] [Beat drops to halftime Low drone hums] He’s tap-dancing on the radar Tail-whip tracing weird glyphs in the smoke You pray in three languages Shaking He just shrugs Says “lore is a joke” (hey!) [Flute Solo] [Haunted flute rides over grinding bass Distant kids’ choir chanting “EXE EXE”] [Chorus] Bombardiro Crocodilo .EXE Biting through the firewall Hunting me Chomping every buffer Every key Crash my life Then reload Then repeat (repeat, repeat) Bombardiro Crocodilo .EXE Final boss with spaghetti in his teeth Laughing like a meme you can’t delete Game over Game over Then he eats

