[trap, comedy] "Slide it Down", a nerdy bit about the digestive process.

[sensual, breathy] Mmm… This burger is fire... [sultry] Lips lock in, chew it nice and slow, Saliva’s flowin’ and I’m ready to go. Push the bolus down on an esophageal trip, Peristaltic waves got me bitin’ my lip… Slide it down… Slide it down… Slide it down… [drop] Stomach on fire, feels like an eruption.. My L E S laxity ain’t up for discussion. Amilaise and liepace mixing with bile, A concoction of digestion showing up with style.:. (Yeah, this is nerdy…) [pause] In the small intestine, it’s time to get busy… but my lacktaise is inadequate, my gut’s getting fizzy… So I Open up a bottle of the pink stuff And drink some water - cause I don’t get enough! Slide it down… “Hey, Where are we now?” [riser] [rap] Yo, step aside, I’m the large intestine, Ain’t no restin’, I’m flexin’, compressin’ your mess in Cecum’s the entrance, ileum’s knockin’, Ill e o seekle valve like “Who you stoppin’?” Circular fibers doin’ tantric contractions, Haustral churning out gut satisfaction. Squeeze, segment, churn it slow, Pullin’ water out like a pro. Rectum fills, now tension’s risin’ , Internal sphincter is "anal"-izin’. “Should we go?” Nah, wait for the cue External sphincter’s like, “That’s on you.” And i'm an asshole, no doubt... if you do not wipe, i'm gonna wipe you out! Slide it down… Slide it down… Slide