[Intro] You think I’m a goodie (Naah, dummy. Maybe you’re thinking of someone else?) (Wrong girl!) This is one of the first songs I’ve ever written, but of course, it was in Swedish, so now I’ve translated it. (International disaster!) Are you ready? Then hold on, or maybe not! (No promises!) (Shut up and listen to the damn song.) (That part!) Sorry, now please! (Whoop yeah) (Okay, behave!) [Verse 1] I’ve been trying to get my life together Since around 2000-something. (Still trying!) I’m the kind of person who keeps everything ’Cause “it might come in handy someday” (You never know!) (Don’t touch my stuff!) [Spoken] I’m really good at giving other people advice, but I’m probably the world’s worst at taking my own. (Obviously.) I get burned out from trying to recover from being burned out. (Efficient!) (Very productive!) I hate drama about as much as a seagull hates those damn Sundays… which is a pain in the ass. (Don’t ask.) I can spend an entire day successfully avoiding something that would’ve taken me four minutes to do. (New record!) (Eight hours well spent!) And I always have a Plan B because I’ve already assumed Plan A isn’t going to work anyway. (Trust issues!) Then add Plan C into it. (Just in case!) (We got options!) [Chorus] I’ve been trying to get my life together Since around 2000-something. (Any day now!) I’m the kind of person who keeps everything ’Cause “it might come in handy someday” (It WILL! Maybe.) Pretty soon I could open a back-door loppis of “things that might be useful someday.” (Grand opening!) (Everything must stay!) But I’ve grown as a person, (Technically!) Just not in the direction I planned. (Plot twist!) [Verse 2] I’ve learned from my mistakes, but sometimes I wonder if that’s why I keep making new ones. (Research purposes!) Is it because I’m trying to expand my knowledge… or am I just a completely weird kind of girl? (Don’t answer that!) You could say I’ve got big ambitions, but my battery’s always running low. (One percent!) (Where’s my charger?) And I love the idea of free will… right up until I actually have to make a decision. (Absolutely not!) How am I supposed to decide if it’s gonna be Plan A, B, or C? (Can I phone a friend?) (Plan D!) [Chorus] I’ve been trying to get my life together Since around 2000-something. (Still here!) I’m the kind of person who keeps everything ’Cause “it might come in handy someday” (Someday!) (Probably not today!) [Bridge] I can spend more time thinking about what I’m going to have for dinner than actually eating dinner. (Major decision!) (Take your time!) (It’s only dinner!) [Final Chorus] I’ve been trying to get my life together Since around 2000-something. (We’re getting close!) I’m the kind of person who keeps everything ’Cause “it might come in handy someday” (I said SOMEDAY!) Pretty soon I could open a back-door loppis of “things that might be useful someday.” (Cash only!) (No refunds!) But I’ve grown as a person, (Look at me go!) Just not in the direction I planned. (Wrong way, baby!) (Whoop!) [Outro] Life handed me CBT… (Very thoughtful!) But I’ve forgotten what I learned. (Wait… what was it?) (Anyway!) (Whoop yeah!)
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