One, two, three, four (ハイ！ ハイ!) Legend of a lunchtime Blind side of a short ride Thank you Cleveland You're all so funkin' kind Famous in my own mind Mama said I'd be a future president But im too rock n' roll, And i think that's evident. Look at the size of my swollen head Amphetamines, A flushable golden throne Back stage bunnies gonna Leave me dead. Like I said Famous in my own mind Legend of a lunchtime Hangin' ten on the high tide Thank you Waikiki You're all too funkin' kind Mama said I'd be shootin' up the stars Cause' im so rock n' roll, And i think that's evident Think I'll move on up to Mars Look at the size of my entourage Jacked up on magic beans, In a two block limousine Hotel hunnies gonna Leave me raw. Watch em' crawl Big in Japan, Not so sure about Iran? Blowin' the roof off in Afghanistan Not a single dry bed sheet, Left across them desert sands. "We'll burn down the house, just to see how it ends, Oh so Famous again." One, two, three, four (ハイ！ ハイ!) Mama said I’d rule a tropical estate Cause I’m so rock n' roll, And I think that's evident Steering through the golden gate Look at the size of my private jet Buying up offshore sand, Blastin' off to Mission Control land Island girls gonna Pay my rent. Heaven sent Famous in my own mind Legend of a lunchtime Bought an island off of Einstein Thank you Houston You're all too funkin' kind One, two, three, four (ハイ！ ハイ!)
